Post by Kai Parker on May 6, 2015 0:48:06 GMT
↱ Overview ↲
Full Name: Malachai Thaddeus "Kai" Parker
Age: 22 (like...age and body-wise) / 43 (real world time-wise)
Birthday: May 7, 1972
Height/Weight: 6'1" / 170 lbs
Eyes: Blue-grey
Hair: Dark brown
Birthplace: Portland, OR
Parents: Joshua and Claire Parker (she's dead, he's not)
Siblings: Josette (twin sis! ...except, yeah, merged with her, so she's kind of dead), Paul (killed him—I stabbed him a few times and then hung him from the staircase railing, his neck snapped pretty instantly), Alexendra (killed her—also hung from the staircase railing, minus the stabs...and her neck didn't break, so I got to watch her writhe a little while as it choked her), Bethany (killed her—drove a hunting knife in her abdomen and then watched her bleed out), Joseph (killed him—saved him for last, but he fought me off a little, so I beat him with his own SNES...you know, retro Nintendo system, and then I finished it off by drowning him in the pool), Olivia and Lucas (the new twin duo! and, good news, they're still alive!)
Children: Uh...nope.
Special Abilities: Ooh, this part's fun! Okay, first of all...I'm what you'd call a Siphoner. You know, I don't have any magic of my own, but I can take it from other people and then use it. And I can suck it out of other things too, like vampires and huge spells. Bonus! After merging with my twin sis, I now have magic all of my own on top of this, and so my powers have seriously magnified. I'm also the "almighty leader" of the Gemini Coven, so, added witchy powers from that whole thing, and pretty much everybody in the coven has their life tied to mine as long as I'm their leader. So, if I die, they die. Hey, kinda like those Original vampires! It's like I have my own bloodline! How cool is that?
I think that just about covers everything... We're a weird coven, haha! Rofl!Heritage: English/Irish/Scottish/French ...I think we've also got some Greek somewhere back there, because, hey, we are the Gemini, and we're descended from those people who originally put those curses on the Travelers like way back when, in those Silas and Qetsiyah days. Ha...Travelers... They're hilarious, aren't they?
↳ Personality ↰
Type: ENTP 7w8
Greatest Strength: Oh wow, deep questions. Time for some introspection I guess, huh? Well, most of all, I think the very best thing about me is how much I like myself. It makes me uniquely qualified to always get along with myself, which is great, because I've spent so much time alone with me. I'm just really comfortable in my own skin, and I don't have a problem telling anybody what I think. Honestly, I don't even think of it, it all just comes right out of my mouth. I guess you could say I don't have a filter. I'm also able to find humor in all sorts of situations (hey, by the way, aren't ironies just some of the best things ever?), and that makes me really fun, and I like that alot. I guess you could call my new-found selflessness a good thing, but I'm kinda torn about that. I don't really know what to make of it just yet...
Greatest Weakness: I can be obsessive, and I've definitely been manipulative in the past. Really good at getting people to trust me, and then I turn on them. Unstable, temperamental—I see what I want, and I go for it. It's kinda like there's no filter there either, so I guess you'd call that...impulsive? The whole murderous thing and lack of remorse for it, but...hey, that's kinda hard to hold onto now. I just can't bring myself to do it anymore. I guess my biggest weakness is...the things I've done in my past. Because, honestly? They...well, they kinda make me look bad to other people that I kind of care about now, and, more than that, they also make me feel bad. They're sort of crippling.
Greatest Source of Annoyance: Judgy people. Nothing gets me like that. I mean, who are you to say that I'm an abomination, or a parasite, that there's something wrong with me? That hurt my feelings. Also, I really hate my name. Malachai. What is that? That's why I go by "Kai", I am way more fond of it. Oh yeah! Being locked up! Annoying, very annoying! And then there's just my dad in general, though my mom wasn't much better, and...actually...probably my whole coven. Also...I don't like betrayal. Even though I've done it, but...hey, I'm a changed man now
Thanks to Jo, I'm all nice now, and so things like that bother me...although, betrayal has always bothered when it comes from other people, I guess I just never really stopped to consider how others really felt when I did it to them. But anyway, I don't know if all of that is so much annoying as it is hurtful. Another thing that's seriously annoying are feelings. Feelings in general, but especially things like sadness, and...guilt. It's pretty annoying the way they just decided to spring up on me, and I'm having a hard time coping with them.Most Admirable Trait in Others: Um...bravery, actually. I used to think it was stupid, and honestly kind of annoying, but...hey, what do you know? I actually admire it a little bit now. Compassion is such an annoying thing to feel, but I like it in other people, makes me feel better about myself and having to feel these stupid things. Oh yeah, and patience. Patience is a good one, and one I've honestly always kinda liked seeing. Don't really know why...huh. Oh well. Loyalty, too.
Habits: Well, I actually really love cooking. My dad taught me, taught me the old-fashioned way too. You know, measuring everything by eye, taste, gauging it by what you have with you and in your own increments, way better than following exactly what the recipe says and stupid measuring cups. Or timers. Anyways, I love experimenting with that. I also like having something in my hands, like a drink, or a bag of chips, while I'm talking, or if I have to listen to some story or something. I kinda like snacking on things in general. Isn't it such a bummer this place is out of snack foods? It's okay, though, I've been taking stock, keeping it all in my handy dandy backpack I brought with me from 1994. I've been collecting all sorts of canned goods, and the stuff that hasn't spoiled yet in these old vending machines. Oh yeah! Habits! Well, I talk alot. You know, rambling on. I kinda hate that I'm that guy that talks on and on and won't shut up, because, seriously, I kinda hate that guy, but...*shrugs* I guess it is kinda what I do. I don't mind it so much from me, I just don't like having to listen to other people do it. I guess that's sort of hypocritical, huh? I have pretty bad manners, too, and I just blurt things out, especially my thoughts, as soon as they come to me. I like playing with things, any kinda toys, and I also like that techy stuff, putting things together, figuring out how it all works and fits just right. It's so fascinating. And not just tech stuff, either, but all kinds of machines. I used to mess with all kinds of things back in my prison world, so it strangely ended up preparing me for what the world's like now. You know, having to get by on your own, use different forms of fuel for cars and whatnot, wiring them up differently. I also have a habit of wearing a bunch of rings and bracelets. I don't know...my hands feel so bare without them.
Ambitions: I wanna find Liv and Luke and apologize. And then...I plan to be a totally awesome leader of the Gemini Coven! It's so cool being able to have magic of my own now, not having to suck it out of things or people just to be able to use it. Always made me feel like such a freak with the rest of my family, they could all do it. But hey, now I can too! So, I want to master it, get really good at practicing it and learning to control all this new power I got from Jo. Also...I'd like to find some way to deal with my emotions. You know, handling remorse, that kinda thing, because honestly, I'm kind of lost as to what to do about all of it. Oh yeah, and I'd also like to hang around people more. They've always been really interesting, and I've kind of missed them being on my own for so long, so that'd be nice. Plus, I care now, about people, so...there's that.
Fears: Um...dying, I guess? Not that I'm not used to that. I mean, I killed myself a good couple hundred times in the prison world, just experimenting, boredom, whatever... Oh! There's one: boredom. I don't like being bored, and I guess you'd call that a fear. I don't want to be bored. I also don't want to end up in a prison like that ever again. And I guess I'm sort of afraid my remaining siblings are gonna hate me forever. Ugh...so lame caring about that now.
Secrets: I dunno, I pretty much spout everything off. I don't really keep secrets. Oh! I guess that I wanna see if I can meet up with Liv and Luke and apologize for everything I put them through. I mean, that won't be a secret once I'm actually able to find them and tell them, but for now, I guess it sort of is, just because I haven't had anyone to tell yet. God, this world is so empty...I mean, I am kind of used to that, being in a world entirely by myself, but...still. Come on.
Interesting Facts/Quirks: Alright! Here goes... I love Mountain Dew, Juicy Fruit gum, pork rinds, favorite alcohol is gin, and best video game ever is Dr. Mario! Ooh, I also love converse! They're my favorite shoes. I loved Crocodile Dundee and Baywatch on TV, favorite holiday is totally Thanksgiving and I used to love making those hand-turkeys, mine were definitely the best no matter what Jo said. I also loved hide-and-seek and I was definitely always the best at that, too. Especially when I was "it", I was awesome at finding people
While I was trapped in that prison world, get this, totally taught myself to fly a plane and I'm a pro at it now! I have some seriously impressive skills. Too bad there aren't really any planes around anymore...if there were, I bet I'd come in awful handy, though I got this old computer up and running (because, yeah, like I said, I'm like really good at fixing things like that) and I've been working on that internet (so sad I missed out on that huge technological age, btw...I mean, how lame is that? I come back, and we've actually regressed while I was gone?) anyways, working on the internet thing, and I sort of got something up and running, there's some old traces I'm trying to latch onto, and stumbled upon this thing called "Twitter", and it was hilarious! Celebrities are just the funniest things. Even set up a page of my own: Cobrakai1972. Too bad no one else is on there, it's just like...dead. Oh, and my pager number was 555-Hiya-Kai! Haha...so great... Uhhh...yeah, let's see...oh! Killed, like...four of my siblings. And merged with Jo, so kinda killed her too. So, five. Ugh...and now I have to feel bad about that, thanks to the merge. Her feelings of empathy are so overwhelming. Feelings are hard...especially crying. Except, I guess that isn't so much a feeling as it is an action that you do in response to feelings. Quirk! I was a sociopath! Or is that an interesting fact? Eh, whatever, doesn't matter. I was trapped in a prison world for 20 years, stuck in May 10, 1994 recycling over and over again, and now I'm seriously sick of eclipses. Oh, and I took pics of myself in the White House! It was awesome! I got all dressed up, suit and tie, used some of the clothes they had in their closets, and went to the Oval Office, posed all serious-like in the front of the windows pretending to be JFK. Not that the White House is really around anymore these days, I guess...so I guess it's not a huge deal anymore, but it was then, and it seriously would have been. Oh, and my middle name, Thaddeus? You know, as in St. Jude Thaddeus? Patron saint of hope and impossible cases. Haha! How great is that?Favorite Color: I dunno...I kinda like gray. And blue! I really like blue. Duh! Didn't the colors I'm using for this bio kinda tip you off?
And there's something neat about black, too. It's all sleek, and it goes with everything. I really like color combos, though, more than just colors by themselves. They're so much more interesting, and add this other dynamic.Favorite Animal: Koala bears and crocodiles (is that a weird combination? I dunno, I think they both each have their own equal but very separate appeals)
Favorite Musical Artist: The Smashing Pumpkins and U2
Favorite Movie: Karate Kid (come on, who didn't love that movie? Plus...Cobra Kai. How great is that? Johnny was always my favorite.)
Favorite Book: Basically, all those Shel Silverstein poems, especially from the book "Where the Sidewalk Ends". There was some seriously deep stuff in those, and, bonus, they were for kids! So they were even more fun!
Relationship Status/Significant Other: Really? I've been trapped alone in a prison world for the past 20 years. When was I supposed to find the time to do that? Or, you know, actually have anyone around to get involved with? Not that I even cared. Romance, eh, so not my thing. Huge perk of that whole sociopath thing... *sigh* God, I miss that...
